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Ever wanted to be James Bond?
No?
Well don’t buy this then. It’s a 6 in one Casino bar, made of Mahogany and when not being used for casino games can be used as a normal bar.

Costing £599 from Harrods, the table converts to play classic casino games such as Roulette, Blackjack, Poker, Baccarat and Craps. SIX? SIX in one I hear you cry, and I only mentioned 5?
You should have paid more attention, dumbo, the 6th is a normal bar. So there.

Moneypenny, you can come in now.

Grilliput is the perfect companion for when your wife kicks you out of the house for being overly obsessed with useless gadgets. The Grilliput camping grill takes up only 29cm x 2.2cm of space, but expands to a whopping 26 cm x 23cm. Enough grill space for at least, woah, about 2 sausages and half a beef burger.

Costing £24.99 from iwantoneofthose.com it makes for a great Father’s day gift, unless of course your father has a severe smoke allergy.

What they don’t show you is the 5Kg bag of charcoal, cool-bag full of semi-thawed saveloys and ruck-sack full of fire-lighters that would be needed to accompany this tiniest of cooking grills.
Once you’re all kitted out, you’ll resemble a hungrier version of Andy McNabb.

Barbecue 2 Zero, we have a slight problem. In McNabb’s own words..”We binned our burgers. Couldn’t move quick enough with them. We heard contacts far on in the distance. But they weren’t shooting at us.”

All you ladies out there will love this gadget. Ok, so it’s not pink and it’s not fluffy and it won’t grow into a big leilandi if you water it every day, but hey…expand your mind gadget girlies.

The ‘Liika ironing board with suction pads’ is a bit of a mouthful and does not have a catchy name but it certainly does what it says on the box. You house-proud ladies can carry one of these wherever you go, so that in the case of an emergency ironing session you can whip it out and afix to any desired surface. The pads have more suction than that applied to the eggs my gran was so fond of.

Although it can also be used by men, it is advised that it is only operated by women incase of fire risks. 

Price not yet available, but the friendly people at Yankodesign have more information. 

For fear of being accused of being sexist, I will for the sake of balance state that this article was written by a woman.
Happy Ironing!
Bob.

source: GadgetCandy

This little gadget tells you how much money you should bet in a round of poker. Should you go in low (rare), or a medium bet to see other cards, or go for an ultimate bluff and go in well done.

Oh…what? Sorry…I thought you said stake.

The STEAK button is an ingenious little device that shows you how cooked your steak is. All you do is stick the device into your cooked steak and it’ll tell you if you need to cook for longer, or if it’s already frazzled beyond all recognition.

Costing $14.99 from Surlatable it’ll revolutionise the way you cook your steak.

“Stick a fork in me, I’m done.”

I want to let you into a little secret.

The landlord for our offices here at “Tekmondo Towers” does his own painting and decorating. Nice guy - a little bit paranoid with the whole ‘locking up’ thing, but thats a story for another day if you know what I mean.

Anyhoo, point is that our ceiling is a little bit… well… blotchy. there are painted bits, and there are less-painted bits. And I don’t think he was going for the turner art prize. It all could have been so different.

Had he invested in what I would like to call “Glidden Ceiling Paint with EZ Track (R) Technology” he would actually have been able to see what he was painting (because it goes on pink) and then stood back 30 minutes later and admired the brilliant white, non-blotchy finish of a ceiling wonderfully uniform in colour and radiance (because it turns into white).

Technology… used for good.

Source via Cool Tools

Ryan.