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This might either be the creepiest piggy-bank you ever used, or the friendliest. Depends if you’re easily scared.

The FaceBank can detect if you’re about to feed it coins, so opens its mouth to swallow whatever you give it.

I suppose it could be dangerous if you keep your fingers in FaceBank’s mouth, but as a novelty gift, you can’t go wrong.

Plus.

If you fed it with $20.34USD, you’d have enough to buy another one. As cleverly enough, that’s what they cost…from here..

There’s a creepy clip of the FaceBank in action on Youtube. Enjoy.

What better way than showing off to your computer buddies at your next poker tournament just how much up the geek ladder you have climbed than to wear these very cool Esc, Ctrl, Alt and delete rings.

Made with authentic spring loaded buttons, you can buy each one separately for $89 from Marchenoir.

Just think, the next step would be for someone to link these rings up with wi-fi so you could whack your knuckles against your desk to log you on to your PC.

Nice.

Now scoot off and buy some of these.

Source:- Wired.

 It could have been called the Eartha Kitt Daily, or perhaps the Brad Pitt News…but to come up with a name that is so perfect in every conceivable way is just magic.

Never since Churchill came up with the quote for lighting one’s exhaust fumes has a name so apt been chosen.

“The f@rt is like a giant boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate” - Source

OK, OK, so Churchill didn’t say those exact words, but you get the gist of it.

The Loo Read is a must buy for anyone who loves spending every breathing second of their spare time couped up in the lavatory catching up on yesterday’s news. Great as a gift, even if it IS for yourself!

At £59.99 from LazyboneUK it seems slghtly on the expensive side, but then again I guess half of the profits go to the person who thought up the product name. And jimini cricket do they deserve it.

Source via  LazyBoneUK

Absolute Genius idea.

Hide all your expensive Thorntons chocolate Alpinis in this jar, set the timer then sit back all smug as your desperate chocaholic girlfriend whinces in pain every time she tries to get at one of the chocolates.

The jar is programmed to send a mild electric shock if anyone attempts to open the jar before the allocated time has expired.

Costing a sweet £10 from Crazyaboutgadgets.com this will give you literally, minutes worth of fun. You could even put your cigarette stash in there if you’re trying to quit.

My only advice:-  do not, I repeat, do NOT put a small stupid pet in the jar - cos that would not be big or clever.

“Muuuuum, smells like something’s died in the toilet”. How often do you hear this being shouted on a daily basis? Perhaps not as often as me, but then again perhaps that has something to do with the lack of fibre in my diet.

The crime scene toilet paper being sold by LazyBoneUK is a great trick to play on unsuspecting visitors to your dunny. Just empty your bathroom of all traces of bog-roll, roll out some of this paper across the outside of the doorway when visitor is comfortable and in session, and wait for the inevitable yell when job is complete.
Visitor will have no option but to open the door and witness the crime scene cordened off with him in it!

Loads and loads of fun, and all for £2.99. It’s even 2-ply  - for your comfort.

“Taggart…there’s been a mardar”