Steak Cooking Timer

This little gadget tells you how much money you should bet in a round of poker. Should you go in low (rare), or a medium bet to see other cards, or go for an ultimate bluff and go in well done.
Oh…what? Sorry…I thought you said stake.
The STEAK button is an ingenious little device that shows you how cooked your steak is. All you do is stick the device into your cooked steak and it’ll tell you if you need to cook for longer, or if it’s already frazzled beyond all recognition.
Costing $14.99 from Surlatable it’ll revolutionise the way you cook your steak.
“Stick a fork in me, I’m done.”