Loo Read
 It could have been called the Eartha Kitt Daily, or perhaps the Brad Pitt News…but to come up with a name that is so perfect in every conceivable way is just magic.
Never since Churchill came up with the quote for lighting one’s exhaust fumes has a name so apt been chosen.
“The f@rt is like a giant boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate” - Source
OK, OK, so Churchill didn’t say those exact words, but you get the gist of it.
The Loo Read is a must buy for anyone who loves spending every breathing second of their spare time couped up in the lavatory catching up on yesterday’s news. Great as a gift, even if it IS for yourself!
At £59.99 from LazyboneUK it seems slghtly on the expensive side, but then again I guess half of the profits go to the person who thought up the product name. And jimini cricket do they deserve it.
Source via  LazyBoneUK