Plane Clean Air Filter

According to Target, “The scariest part of plane travel is…breathing the exact same air as everyone else in that metal canister for several hours as you’re hurtling through the air”.
Uh. No.
The scariest thing about plane travel is maybe hitting mountains, having a mid air decompression over the atlantic and not having enough fuel to reach land or possibly having the kid sitting next to you mustering up the worlds largest puke right on your lap. Or maybe it’s the food. Personally, I would put ‘breathing the exact same air as everyone’ no more than 8 or 9 on the list. But that’s just my opinion.
Basically, you jam this thing on your “overhead air nozzle” and aim it at your face. In seconds, you are breathing clean, pure, friendly, happy air which is actively fighting off all 99.5% of the nasty bugs and viri. Yours for only $20 (£10; €14).
Now, if only they can invent one that shuts up annoying kids… or gives you more legroom… or an automatic upgrade…
Ryan.