Crime Scene Toilet Paper
“Muuuuum, smells like something’s died in the toilet”. How often do you hear this being shouted on a daily basis? Perhaps not as often as me, but then again perhaps that has something to do with the lack of fibre in my diet.
The crime scene toilet paper being sold by LazyBoneUKÂ is a great trick to play on unsuspecting visitors to your dunny. Just empty your bathroom of all traces of bog-roll, roll out some of this paper across the outside of the doorway when visitor is comfortable and in session, and wait for the inevitable yell when job is complete.
Visitor will have no option but to open the door and witness the crime scene cordened off with him in it!
Loads and loads of fun, and all for £2.99. It’s even 2-ply - for your comfort.
“Taggart…there’s been a mardar”