The Internet Umbrella
Well, those clever geeks at Pileus have done it again.
Not content with their original invention, the wireless transparent balaclava they have unleashed the awesome design that is, the Internet Umbrella.
Yours for a cool £0.5m this truly amazing contraption lets you sneak out from your gweeby bedroom under the guise of a confused double agent and wander aimlessly around the ghetto streets of Runcorn watching pixelated google earth images of the street you’re aimlessly wandering on thanks to the built-in wireless internet connection.
No, but seriously, this gadget is a definite mustn’t have for 2007.
More info can be found at www.pileus.net, but I’m warning you now, if I hear you’ve bought one…I will hunt you down, and poke you.
P.S. I lied about the price.
